America's Next Top Stick Cycle 1

This is the first cycle of America's Next Top Stick, the search for the next great stick figure supermodel! We've searched the country for "beautiful" women, and the nine girls that showed up to casting were chosen to be in the house! Over the coming weeks, the contestants will be challenged by tough photoshoots that will be laughed at by the real fashion industry, and one by one they will be eliminated, until the girl that is the least ugly remains, thus claiming the title of America's Next Top Stick. Here are the Models:

Her bosom doubles as a flotation device! Age: 18 Occupation: Dancer

A big girl reppin' it for the plussies! Age: 20 Occupation: Taste Tester

4 pounds of fierceness. Age: 19 Occupation: Janitor

A booze filled party girl hoping to make it big in the fashion industry! Age: 21 Occupation: Student

This girl will shank you if you get in her way of winning. Age: 20 Occupation: Gang Member

The stereotypical awkward, unconventional girl. Age: 18 Occupation: Circus Freak

She's actually from Boise, Idaho, so I have no idea where the name came from. Age: 23 Occupation: Unemployed

A fierce Asian beauty with a name as long as her legs! Age: 20 Occupation: Accountant

The girl with the strong, masculine face and hint of an adam's apple! Age: 19 Occupation: Preist

And now to meet the judges!
The rib filled supermodel that has mastered smiling with her eyes, nose, chin, and knees.

The semi-known photographer who thinks anyone that sleeps with him can be a top model.

Runway diva coach with a weave like no other. He/She/It is FIERCE!

Former supermodel who the camera loves.

The Fade away:


Enjoy! I would love to hear your comments about the show! Episode 1 will be out shortly!!!

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I love Frokwanda, shes fierce!!
Haha, this is gonna be fierce!
CAN'T wait for episode 1!!

hahaha! it sounds hilarious so where did u come from? because we're such a small little group, im surprised a new member joined.

haha, I agree. We need more MEMBERS!!

I'm part of the huge FORT migration. I found you guys on another site: reality tv games. anyway, i'm reallyhappy i found this. these forums are great! also, if someone with a live journal posted this site on the ANTM LJ, i think it would be great advertising.

Wait whats the LJ site? which Live Journal?
and can u do it if u no it?

Here's the Site: http://community.livejournal.com/topmodel
People post parodies of ANTM up there all the time, so I don't think it would be against the rules to advertise this forum. I'm pretty sure to post in it you have to have a LiveJournal account thought.

^ Ohhh I know that site . I always go on that site, but wait, which part...again, I don't really know the site navigation or whatever well tho?

Miss K? Ha Ha Ha Ha. I Love It.

haha I CANT WAIT!
i have a feeling amis would love this >

ANTS Episode 1- The Girl that's as Big as a House pt. 1

The models move into their huge mansion

But, because Big Mama is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized, she can't fit in it and has to sleep outside.

Meanwhile, Frokwanda and Mao-Ling-Ming-Chung-Fat fight over a bed...with knives.

Drunkie threw up on the sofa because she had too much to drink.

Then Bulimia threw up on the sofa, but no one seems to know why...

Coming up in Part 2, the PHOTOSHOOT!

ANTS- Episode 1 pt. 2

Tyro Bonks: Hello ladies, and welcome to your first photo shoot! Today we were going to give you all makeovers and have a shoot where you showed off your new looks, but because we spent our entire budget on a huge house, a limo you don't really need, and barbeque sauce for my ribs, you'll me modeling the looks we were GOING to give you, using some wigs I found in the trunk of my car! You all had better work it out and make it FIERCE!

Bambi, we wanted to give you an edgy pink cut to distract others from your overly sexy body.
Big Mama, we think huge bright blue pig tails make you look skinnier!
Bulimia, we wanted to give you a ratty, pee'd on snow blonde weave to go along with your high fashion look.
A Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby inspired cut would have taken you to the next level Drunkie.
Frokwanda, we wanted to give you a multi-colored hair style inspired by a DNA double helix. FIERCE!
Fugleisha, we wish we could have shaved off all the hair on your head to show your amazing bone structure!
Well Hotlanta, we wanted to give you an edgy green cut to make you stand out from the rest of these losers.
Mao-lkjghlskdhgkfhg;ksjhg, we were going to give you an anime inspired cut to get you in touch with your cultural heritage.
Robert, we were going to shave your mustache and put it on your head, thus making you more versatile.

Coming up in Part 3, the Judging and ELIMINATION!

I'm dying of laughter so far, this is so entertaining. I love it!

oh dear, you are amazing

WOW, I am actually enjoying reading this!

Mao-Ling-Ming-Chung-Fat! lol We gave you an anime hair to get you inspired with your heritage!! lmao!

I love this! This is awesome.

diddo

omg im dying. this is sooooo funny! i love it

ANTS Episode 1 pt. 3

Judging


Tyro Bonks: Hello ladies, and welcome to your first panel. In this room I will crush your dreams, one by one, until one of you is named America's Next Top Stick. The winner this season will receive a cover and two page spread in VAGUE Magazine, a three week modeling contract with Cheese Sticks Models, and a $250 gift card to Wal-Mart in order to buy Covergirl Cosmetics! Now, let's begin ripping your self-esteem to pieces!

*Bambi's Photo
Tyro Bonks: Oh girl, your eyes are dead in this photo! Back when I was a top model, I would have been fired if I had dead eyes on a set, but because I am the greatest model alive I learned how to smile with my eyes all day every day. You need work girl.
Horny Englishman: You look like an adult video actress in this shot...and I like it.
Miss K: Girlfriend, I am liking this picture. I just want to put some steak sauce on you and eat you up girl! Fierce!
Branchy: The camera loves your face.

*Big Mama's Photo
Tyro Bonks: I love what you stand for Big Mama. You showin' that big girls are pretty too! And, because I've got a booty just like you, I believe I also represent that big girls can work it, so good for us.
Horny Englishman: Yeah...I prefer the skinnier girls...
Miss K: Girlfriend, I'm lovin' this shot. You make me want to just bury in those folds of fat and have a party. I'm likin' it!
Branchy: The camera loves your spleen.

*Bulimia's Photo
Tyro Bonks: I love this photo girl. Your expressing something in your eyes, and your movement is good. I could have done it better, but you did well too.
Horny Englishman: I'd hit it. Good photo.
Miss K: Ok girlfriend, now this is high fashion! I love it. You're servin' it up like a waitress at Hooters!
Branchy: The camera loves your kindeys!

*Drunkie's Photo
Tyro Bonks: ...Um, no...
Horny Englishman: ...Um, no...
Miss K: ...Um, no girlfriend...
Branchy: The camera loves your tastebuds!

*Frokwanda's Photo
Tyro Bonks: Girl, this is HOT! I love the expression, it reminds me of myself! Great Job!
Horny Englishman: I love this photo! It's very sensual.
Miss K: Girlfirend, you better work! This is DNA meets sexy and I like it!
Branchy: The camera loves your phalanges!

*Fugleisha's Photo
Tyro Bonks: Ok, now this is high fashion! I love the pose, the eye! It's gorgeous. It looks like a picture I once took back when I was a modeling star in Paris.
Horny Englishman: Well, I don't like you because you're kind of ugly, but it's a nice shot.
Miss K: Work it our girlfriend! You're reppin' your cyclopian sisters at home, and you're reppin' them well!
Branchy: The camera loves your tendons!

*Hotlanta's Photo
[b]Tyro Bonks: Girl, I gave you a fierce green wig to wear, and I'm just not feeling the fierceness. The wig is wearing you, you aren't wearing the wig. One time, when I was shooting for Victor's Secret, I had to wear this hideous bozo the clown wig, but I made it work and everyone loved me, but this is just blah.
Horny Englishman The pose is nice, it accentuates your curves, but the face is off. If I saw you in a club, I wouldn't ask for your number. Actually, I probably would, but you would just be a one night stand for me.
Miss K You bent your body like a pretzel girlfriend, and I just want to dip you in some mustard and go to town. I like it.
Branchy: The camera loves your colon!

*Mao-Ling-Ming-Chung-Fat's Photo
Tyro Bonks: OK, this photo is good, but it's not great. When I was modeling in Tokyo, I had to rock the Asian look, and I did it better than you, and I'm not even Asian. You'd better step it up.
Horny Englishman: You look like a man in this shot, and I'm just not into that.
Miss K: Girlfriend, this is Pokemon meets Prada, and I love it. Fierceness!
Branchy: The camera loves your veins!

*Robert's Photo
Tyro Bonks: Ok, ok, OKAY! This is what I'm talking about. You rocked this out. One time in Milan I had to wear my armpit hair as a weave and work it in a photo, and I know that it can be tough, so this shot is impressive.
Horny Englishman: You look like a man in this shot, and I'm just not into that.
Miss K: I love it girlfriend, you rockin' the head mustache in this shot.
Branchy: The camera loves your small intestine!

**ELIMINATION**


Tyro Bonks: The first name, that I'm going to call, is....
Robert

The next girl, still in the running, is....
Fugleisha

The next girl is....
Bulimia

The next name, that I am going to call, is....
Frokwanda

Next girl....
Big Mama

The next name is....
Mao-lakjfedhtugihdosiuthgahroiuhoiufgkjhf;g

Congratulations....
Bambi

Will Hotlanta and Drunkie please step forward. I only have one photo in my hands, and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick. The girl's name I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings, and be pushed off a cliff into a ravine filled with crocodiles. It's funny that you two are at the bottom, because you each have what the other needs. Hotlanta, your photo was ok, but the judges don't see any personality. You have been in this judging room for twenty minutes, and we expect to see who you really are. Drunkie, your picture was God awful, I want to vomit every time I see it, but you have a personality. The judges love your drunken slurs and outgoing ways. So, who gets sent home?
Congratulations...
Drunkie, the girl with personality always stays over the girl who may have actual potential.



Next Episode- The Girl who may have an Eating Disorder

If you guys tell me who your favorite is, I can have a Cover Stick of the Week. I hope you enjoyed the first episode!

Also, can someone tell me how to change the title of the thread so I can let others know when new episodes are created???

OMG!!! Girlfriend this is Pokemon meets Prada! lol

This is hilarious!!!!

This is the funniest thing ever!! I love it!!

FROKWANDA FOR THE WIN!!!

I'm rooting for Robert.

A WALMART CARD TO BUY COVERGIRL COSMETICS!
HAHAHA!